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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.71/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm, #88377
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm, #88264
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am, #88247
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm, #85844
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm, #81841
Is This a girl?


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm, #71642
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm, #57910
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm, #57814
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm, #24613
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm, #6363
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm, #2747
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm, #2560
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am, #2033
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am, #1652
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am, #1585
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am, #1463
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm, #1338
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm, #1305
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm, #1285
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am, #1281
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm, #244329
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm, #244286
Love it Crank. 5L.


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm, #249951
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm, #249949
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm, #114680
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by RL…

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm, #183367
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm, #149372
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm, #115048
FUUCKKK!


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm, #234677
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm, #234676
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm, #234675
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm, #234674
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm, #234673
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm, #234672
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am, #234326
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am, #238708
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #238360
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am, #238092
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am, #238089
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am, #238088

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am, #238087
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am, #239807
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm, #224768
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm, #19744
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm, #19730
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm, #17550
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am, #7898
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm, #7805
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm, #7107
Excellent observation! Well done!


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am, #213168
Man I LOVED her!!


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm, #129994
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm, #225853
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #225652
that's a good one


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


WINDOW LICKERS -




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


HAPPY MONDAY -




DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm, #233735
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm, #233731
That’s hilarious!


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by suzieq

TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am, #241934
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am, #241933
I like them for their 3rd n******.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am, #227695
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am, #241609
Ha! Humans.


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #224580

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm, #224579
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am, #224571
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am, #224569
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am, #224568
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm, #224565
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm, #224563

what the.....


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm, #251415
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am, #237417
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm, #81727
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm, #231496
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm, #231489
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm, #231464
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am, #231454
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #231331
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm, #231330
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: vocabulary redneck
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:55 pm, #242773
Thanks pal.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 6:22 pm, #242748
What a riot !!!


YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by AaronL

holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm, #230367
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am, #233632
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am, #215186
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am, #155098
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #152725
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am, #142058
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm, #141908
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm, #141859
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


ITS A JEEP THING -


TAGS: suck fail
Rating: 2.02/5

More motifakes by Chris



DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.




REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sillymike

ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm, #183511
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #183497

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm, #225558
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm, #225546
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm, #225544
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm, #225543
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm, #225542
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am, #225646
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm, #130523
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am, #112513
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am, #241666
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm, #220795
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm, #220785
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am, #220781
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am, #220780
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am, #220779

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am, #220773
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am, #220771
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm, #220743
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm, #220739
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm, #251760
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm, #231359
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm, #230534
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am, #230520
(carebear BANNED)


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm, #209595
if this is true thats great and awesome


WALK LIKE A MAN - IF POSSIBLE


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm, #237714
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am, #237703
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am, #237701
good'n Mr ug


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am, #159992
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159989
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159988
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am, #159987
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159986
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am, #159984
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159908
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #159905
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm, #159903
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am, #159047
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm, #158999
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158998
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158997
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158996
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #158995
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm, #158989
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158977
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158976
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm, #158975
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm, #158974
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm, #158971
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm, #158969
d*** THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm, #158960
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #158947
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155749
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm, #155747
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm, #155741
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm, #155156
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #154955
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am, #154923
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm, #154851
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm, #154807
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm, #154765
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #154716
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am, #154696

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am, #154692
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #154671
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154663
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154662
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm, #154661
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm, #154660
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm, #154639
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm, #154632
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #154630

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm, #154629
Sweet poster!


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.


TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am, #235164
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm, #235149
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm, #235138
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm, #235137
Ahhh stray lego :(


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148608
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am, #126462
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am, #102383
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am, #102374
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm, #102093
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm, #246626
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am, #229064
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am, #228997
How on earth did that happen?


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm, #247968

classicly de-motivating


NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm, #239083
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am, #214927
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm, #162460
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am, #162301
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm, #161988
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm, #161982
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm, #161977
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm, #161972
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm, #161971
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm, #161969
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm, #161966
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm, #161964
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm, #161962
Yes!


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am, #245558
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm, #222160
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm, #222139
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am, #222013
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm, #222011
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm, #239023
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm, #227218
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm, #227022
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm, #226919
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm, #226912
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm, #226907
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am, #226895
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am, #226893
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm, #226885
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm, #226877
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm, #226876
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm, #226874
Too true. Nicely done. 5


GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am, #233019
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am, #233013
Po5ers


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm, #235126

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm, #235068
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235064
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm, #235062

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am, #235055
very true...


HEAVY DUTY -


TAGS: ****roach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am, #223612
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm, #223611
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm, #223609
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm, #223608
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm, #223606
...borscht.


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm, #242151
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm, #242150
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm, #240796
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #238581
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm, #234378
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #234372

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm, #234360
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am, #234193

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm, #238577
LOL!


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




SECRET INGREDIENTS -


TAGS: coke truck fail
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

slayerabyss - June 2, 2015, 11:22 am, #261477
trink is drink in german
Renza - January 22, 2013, 7:21 am, #242717
why is drink mispelled on the truck...
MrFurry - February 26, 2012, 8:35 am, #230166
coke still better
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:25 am, #229493
That's Why I Like Coke !
krazyivanthedivine - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm, #229434
Thanks man!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm, #229431
you gotta l5ve this one... welcome to the party :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 4:13 pm, #229417
Come to thing of it, Coke does taste like 5hit.


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


PREPARED...... - Now that Casey Anthony has been released.




Knock at 3am -




DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


TAGS: i m rick james b****
Rating: 3.3/5

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Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:12 am, #232801
A day in the life of Lil' John.
Krissie - March 9, 2010, 10:22 pm, #163566
wait...Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:39 pm, #126997
Five b****y Lions! Well played Charlie Murphy!


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina game****s tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

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LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm, #94767
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....****s... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm, #94749
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm, #94745
Love it!


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #190881

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm, #190855
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm, #190854
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm, #190853

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


AMERICAN TRUCKS - Pissing off smug yuppies ocean to ocean


TAGS: truck
Rating: 3.98/5

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erock - September 8, 2010, 5:03 pm, #192867
awesome 50cal!


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm, #141835
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm, #179858
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm, #179851
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm, #179849
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #179845
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm, #179843
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179842
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179841
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179840
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179839
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #179837
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179834
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179833
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179832

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179830
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179829
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm, #179828
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #179827

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm, #179826
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm, #179824
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179812

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179811

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #179810
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm, #174637
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm, #174635
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201019
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


Heart of Rock & Roll -


TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am, #251392
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm, #249973
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm, #249664
Thanks!
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm, #249648
Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am, #242192
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am, #222938
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am, #222928
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am, #222924
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm, #222919
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm, #222913

!TEEWS


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm, #228892
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm, #227189
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm, #227139
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am, #224419
d*** right we have to go back!


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




PROTEST FAIL -


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

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kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am, #226697
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am, #107064
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am, #104123
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.


CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm, #248178
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm, #244785
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.18/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm, #226077
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm, #238648
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm, #226623

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm, #240437
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.




A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm, #172001
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm, #171605
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm, #171557
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am, #171444
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am, #171440
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am, #171431
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am, #171415
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am, #171403
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am, #171402
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am, #171400
ahahahaha! thats great!


SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.




PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm, #258514
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #193092
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am, #193091
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm, #193007
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm, #192976

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192974
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


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